tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35964022012-02-02T05:43:34.206-05:00The Mighty Tay-HotaNot really that mighty.tjhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17810687718138033610noreply@blogger.comBlogger1181100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3596402.post-1120801596968256772005-07-08T01:43:00.000-04:002005-07-08T01:46:36.973-04:00ever wonder if any of your exes google you and find your blog... god that would be depressing if that were true (for me anyway.. since I write other crap that will most likely never see the light of day-- what the fuck is a guy in Detroit writing a a pilot for???? oh-- I've lost the file 3 times in the last year by the way-- and timing is hard to write)tjhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17810687718138033610noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3596402.post-1108414792714984772005-02-14T15:57:00.000-05:002005-02-14T15:59:52.716-05:00Happy VD...I love the fact that the weather is so cold, wet, and dreary that it reflects the majority of people's realtionships that they are trying to gloss over with purchases of flowers, candy, and jewelry.Take that you happy fuckers.tjhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17810687718138033610noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3596402.post-1105138512574233382005-01-07T17:54:00.000-05:002005-01-07T17:55:12.573-05:00Yes, i did forget the login info for this until today...
Me not smrt
tjhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17810687718138033610noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3596402.post-1095889140976321062004-09-22T17:33:00.000-04:002004-09-22T17:39:00.976-04:00hiya hiya hiya!
Feeling better... I'm convinced that from some odd reason I must physically ill on my birthday or the earth will stop spinning, or something.
I spent my overly long drive into work today listening to quite possibly some of the worst music the 90's had to offer. And laughing the entire way. track list to come later.
Oh and if you're on I696 between 9 and 10 am.... get the hell tjhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17810687718138033610noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3596402.post-1095802949104981382004-09-21T17:36:00.000-04:002004-09-21T17:42:29.103-04:0031 years
Today I am 31 years old. At work there was the ceremonial singing and whatnot... which is really odd when you've only been at a job for month and a half. Nobody really know you other than the 4 or 5 people that you deal with most of the day. My favorite sign on the card: "I had a birthday once, until you stole it. Theif."
Oh and I'm sick. again. on my birthday.
tjhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17810687718138033610noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3596402.post-1093547275651590472004-08-26T15:06:00.000-04:002004-08-26T15:07:55.650-04:00So I'm going through the Babies R Us site looking for a gift to give to a friend for a baby shower, and I see all sorts of John Lennon Imagine baby crap.
He must be spinning so fast in his grave that he's gone back in time.
tjhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17810687718138033610noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3596402.post-1091587372002803872004-08-03T22:40:00.000-04:002004-08-03T22:42:52.003-04:00New job is pretty cool so far... the commute could be better though. spending an hour and a half(minimum) in the car every day isn't that bad as long as I avoid rush hour(which didn't happen today, as I got let out early). So when that needle on the temperature guage gets near the little red lines by the letter 'H' is a bad thing right?
tjhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17810687718138033610noreply@blogger.com19tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3596402.post-1090905862925958762004-07-27T01:23:00.000-04:002004-07-27T01:24:22.926-04:00Guess what kids! I have a real job again... or at least I will on Aug 2nd.
tjhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17810687718138033610noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3596402.post-1089354250400058932004-07-09T02:23:00.000-04:002004-07-09T02:24:10.400-04:00Hi. I'm not quite dead. even though you wouldn't be able to tell from this site.tjhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17810687718138033610noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3596402.post-1085428555500490252004-05-24T15:46:00.000-04:002004-05-24T15:55:55.500-04:00Neener Neener!
The best part about the huge nasty thunderstorms that have been ripping through the area here the past week is seeing the local news footage of stupid people who tried to drive their humungoid SUVs through flooded streets that have a visible CURRENT.. ya know, with waves and shit. When the puddle you are driving though has a low and high tide, you may want to find another route tjhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17810687718138033610noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3596402.post-1084163652400555602004-05-10T00:31:00.000-04:002004-05-10T00:39:31.866-04:00OK, so I was watching the Harry Potter movie with my nephews tonight...
Does anyone else see that Hermione girl's career path inevitably leading to porn? Because you know that they'll get too old to make movies of all the books, but they won't be able to get cast as anything else.
NOTE:Anyone leaving comments on this one is required to come up with at least one Movie Title. (example" Harry tjhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17810687718138033610noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3596402.post-1083992238747529982004-05-08T00:57:00.000-04:002004-05-08T01:01:39.840-04:00Things that I love
I love the fact that I can still smell your perfume on me hours after I've seen you.
I love the fact that you rawk out to Bon Jovi, despite your taste in music
I love that I can't get you out of my head.
I love that you call me to tell me you got home safe.tjhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17810687718138033610noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3596402.post-1083654243402974302004-05-04T03:04:00.000-04:002004-05-04T03:07:57.030-04:00Can't sleep, might as well wite:
I love the CBC. Not becuase of the quality of it's programming, or even superior hockey coverage... but for the wierd little local commercials from Windsor. I can honestly say that I have never heard the phrase "A fiddle-driven tour de force" used with such conviction. I mean how many takes did that voiceover go through? I can't for the life of me remeber what tjhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17810687718138033610noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3596402.post-1083651309345360192004-05-04T02:15:00.000-04:002004-05-04T02:19:16.920-04:00Things are going to be oddly quiet here in Detroit... but I'll be damned if the Flames didn't consistently outwork the Wings in just about every game.
I need to go stow away the Winged Wheel gear now, I hope that I get to pull it back out before Sept. 2005.tjhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17810687718138033610noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3596402.post-1083192846713774542004-04-28T18:54:00.000-04:002004-04-28T18:58:15.640-04:00Womenfolk, I have a question for you.
Are you all absolutely infuriating and insane, or just the ones I'm attracted to?
tjhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17810687718138033610noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3596402.post-1081895387365387842004-04-13T18:29:00.000-04:002004-04-13T18:33:40.640-04:00Apparently it is a bad idea to try to drink like you are still a twentysomething year old once you hit that thirty mark. Ouch.tjhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17810687718138033610noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3596402.post-1080234193771829612004-03-25T12:03:00.000-05:002004-03-25T12:06:38.090-05:00Time for another entry in "the blog that gets redesigned more often than is updated"
The gambling thing in Michigan is starting to get a little out of hand. 3 Casinos in Detroit, one across the river in Windsor, countless Indian casinos throughout the state, and now the lottery is getting in on it with in bar keno. Last night I won about 27 bucks playing it, so I'm not exactly complaining.
tjhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17810687718138033610noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3596402.post-1077129463186511662004-02-18T13:37:00.000-05:002004-02-18T13:41:36.250-05:00Wow. sweeps has officially taken over my TV. Fox's "The Littlest Groom" has me torn. I feel horrible for watching it, because it has just so damn much of a carnival side show feel to it, but I can't help but make of the entire premise. The main thing that creeped me out was Jim saying:"Where to they get all those slutty children's clothes?".tjhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17810687718138033610noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3596402.post-1073538738836709322004-01-08T00:12:00.000-05:002004-01-08T00:14:00.640-05:00I watch very little late night talk show TV, but I am already sick of the "Look who Brittney Spears has married now!" joke was merely predictable yesterday, it's already dead now.
What blows my mind is that these people get paid for this. Now lest you think that I'm getting all high and mighty, I still laugh at dick and fart jokes... tjhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17810687718138033610noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3596402.post-1072236573441729152003-12-23T22:29:00.000-05:002003-12-23T22:30:55.233-05:00from the ultralounge:
YE OLDE YULE WASSAIL
1 Quart Ale
1 Quart Of Rum Or Brandy (Warmed)
Nutmeg
Powdered Sugar
Grated Peel Of 1 Lemon
3 Eggs
Granulated Sugar
Heat ale almost to the boiling point
Stir in some grated nutmeg, powdered sugar and the grated peel of 1 lemon
While ale is heating, beat up 3 eggs with 4 ounces of moistened granulated sugar
Put hot ale and beaten sugar and eggs in one tjhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17810687718138033610noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3596402.post-1070308309383490542003-12-01T14:51:00.000-05:002003-12-01T14:52:42.200-05:00When strippers get married, does it bring a new meaning to the traditional dollar dance?
I mean, there may be some expectations there.tjhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17810687718138033610noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3596402.post-1069532787914918472003-11-22T15:26:00.000-05:002003-11-22T15:27:07.403-05:00Go here.
I don't want to ruin it by explaining anything.tjhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17810687718138033610noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3596402.post-1066927572270062182003-10-23T12:46:00.000-04:002003-10-23T12:46:31.156-04:00Tiger Woods, Yo.
OK, since I've been spending so damn much time playing this game, here's what I really dig about about it, and some things that are irritating.
The 'Game Face' feature is pretty cool. It's the first create a player feature in a video game I've seen where you can really make the virtual player look like someone. (my brothers say that the video TJ is creepily accurate, right downtjhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17810687718138033610noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3596402.post-1066761077829778292003-10-21T14:31:00.000-04:002003-10-21T14:31:17.536-04:00Sorry 'bout the lack of posts and such. Just got NHL 2004, Tiger Woods 2004 and the PS2 network adaptor. (their spelling) So... um that's where I've been.tjhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17810687718138033610noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3596402.post-1064271619083805352003-09-22T19:00:00.000-04:002003-09-22T19:00:19.256-04:00Birthday come and gone
Sick and tired, I did nothing
but sleep and watch sportstjhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17810687718138033610noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3596402.post-1064043392596740242003-09-20T03:36:00.000-04:002003-09-20T03:36:32.270-04:00Guess who took the wrong cough syrup and can't sleep now?tjhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17810687718138033610noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3596402.post-1063860959724102342003-09-18T00:55:00.000-04:002003-09-18T00:55:59.936-04:00I was going to post a list of things that I thought I would have done by the the time I turn 30 (this Sunday). But I realized that I never really cared much about that sort of thing, so why start now? tjhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17810687718138033610noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3596402.post-1063860054378704902003-09-18T00:40:00.000-04:002003-09-18T00:40:54.153-04:00Lately, lately, I find I rush.
Can't piece together the sun in the sky or the spots on my face.
And I must be stuck, my feet already are, I must be lost, my feet already are,
And I must be fast, my feet already are, you'll soon be dust your deeds already are,
You'll soon be dust your deeds already are,
You saw no orb no fiery bushes either,
I must be drunk I feel unsteady,
No monster me,tjhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17810687718138033610noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3596402.post-1063560223192290732003-09-14T13:23:00.000-04:002003-09-14T13:23:43.166-04:00Why is Terry Bradshaw on my TV so damn much?
My hatred for Terry Bradshaw is so intense that I have been known to fly into rages swearing at the tv like an overstimulated Touret's patient. It hasn't always been that way. It used to be just the Video professor bald guy that shells CD-ROMs "To teach you to run the computer and internet". that guy still pisses me off. He's trying to do good, or at tjhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17810687718138033610noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3596402.post-1062575071750282442003-09-03T03:44:00.000-04:002003-09-03T03:44:31.603-04:00Hi, I'm still here and stuff.
Here's a question for you:
Why does The History Channel and A&E run 'the creepiest murder cases ever' and 'Hey, we never caught this guy' at 2AM???? tjhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17810687718138033610noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3596402.post-1059977223421864112003-08-04T02:07:00.000-04:002003-08-04T02:07:03.403-04:00OK people, and this goes for everybody.
If you ask someone to help you move. make sure you have at least attempted to make it look like you started packing 5 minutes before the people you've asked show up. Women, in my experience, tend to be the worst at this.
Although, discovering a drawer filled with KY Jelly, Flintstone vitamins, and Needlenose pliers was pretty damn funny.tjhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17810687718138033610noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3596402.post-1059422585093580312003-07-28T16:03:00.000-04:002003-07-28T16:03:04.996-04:00Of searing pain and partial paralysis.
Ok, the second part is exageration, but I haven't been writing lately because my right leg starts having searing pain and twitching of its own accord when I sit for too long. If it wasn't for the pain, I'd think it was kinda funny. ya know kinda like a party trick.
TJ's amusing Idea for a reality TV show:
Shatnerfreude--- different horrible things are donetjhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17810687718138033610noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3596402.post-1058602211885613392003-07-19T04:10:00.000-04:002003-07-19T04:11:51.716-04:00whaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I'm apparently just drunk enough to log into blogger!!!!!!1
who doesn't love fridays? raise of hands...
ok.. y'all suck
(ok edited at afew minutes(nay seconds) later.. if you are aginst chain restaurants, that's not what I was talkin bout)tjhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17810687718138033610noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3596402.post-1057078820255271632003-07-01T13:00:00.000-04:002003-07-01T13:02:02.590-04:00How the hell do I end up in the society page?
My diet starts today. Actually, I was doing my best to screw up every picture the photographer took so it wouldn't be used. The last thing we wanted was evidence.tjhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17810687718138033610noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3596402.post-956463222003-06-13T20:02:00.000-04:002003-06-13T20:02:23.160-04:00TJ's great idea that will get probably stolen before he has time to actually implement it #173640:
A divebar database with customer reviews and uploadable photos sorted by drink strength and price. It can be rated by the number of old guys sitting at the bar. kinda like citysearch, but you know, not sucking ass.
lemme know what you think, humble readers. because I think this could be my gift totjhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17810687718138033610noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3596402.post-954108912003-06-07T14:33:00.000-04:002003-06-07T14:33:23.773-04:00I am now officialy an EDGE HOG ACHIEVER as well. Inspired by mr. esq.'s post I went to the local hardwarerery and picked one up.*
*technically, I noticed it was the same one after I got home and noticed the same mascot, but still.. I will now whack and edge with pride.tjhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17810687718138033610noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3596402.post-952770972003-06-04T05:51:00.000-04:002003-06-04T05:51:43.406-04:006AM ramblings:
Sitting, wondering where the hell it all went wrong. Ya see kids, this may be officailly rock bottom. Actually that's not true, rock bottom was a few weeks ago. Now at least I have some money coming in soon from freelance work. I used to have confidence in what I did. I used to be a hotshot whizkid that people went to for answers when they had hit the wall. Now- I'm unemployed. tjhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17810687718138033610noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3596402.post-949956242003-05-28T12:48:00.000-04:002003-05-28T12:48:26.000-04:00Penny Arcade on the iPod. I couldn't agree more.tjhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17810687718138033610noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3596402.post-948884092003-05-26T03:37:00.000-04:002003-05-26T03:37:28.980-04:00Again, I apologize for the lack of anything coming close to the definition of entertaining here lately. It's been weird here, but not in an amusing way... sorrytjhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17810687718138033610noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3596402.post-948883712003-05-26T03:35:00.000-04:002003-05-26T03:35:40.403-04:00OK, after Marty saw the new graphics he said: "Damn, that's a great likeness of you, holy shit, you look like Jim Rome" I promptly shaved off the goatee that night.
it seemed like the right thing to do.tjhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17810687718138033610noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3596402.post-947975212003-05-23T14:50:00.000-04:002003-05-23T14:52:20.000-04:00Less Than Useful
Ned's Atomic Dustbin
i don't belive what i'm thinking
i'm less than useful
i could take if from someone else
but even i think it's truthful
i need something my own size
something that fits me well
spend so long being serious
when someone could have died for less
do you want me to smile?
i'll try
you say i must be in a mess
well let me guess what you suggest
you want me to smiletjhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17810687718138033610noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3596402.post-944606002003-05-16T13:39:00.000-04:002003-05-16T13:39:53.540-04:00Ugh. I did some suburban lumberjacking with Marty on Wednesday. I am not made to be out in the sun for more than a few hours, as I don't look sunburned so much as perpetually embarassed.tjhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17810687718138033610noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3596402.post-939112562003-05-07T01:53:00.000-04:002003-05-07T01:53:14.300-04:00I love Japan.
I mean, wow.tjhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17810687718138033610noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3596402.post-933978152003-04-28T09:37:00.000-04:002003-04-28T09:37:46.113-04:00OK, apparently I didn't get the job, due to me screwing up my credit back in college that I'm still trying to get fixed. this sucks. tjhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17810687718138033610noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3596402.post-931275632003-04-23T14:42:00.000-04:002003-04-23T14:42:17.000-04:00Got the job. Also got in a car accident on the way home... ah, karmatjhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17810687718138033610noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3596402.post-929948362003-04-21T14:14:00.000-04:002003-04-21T14:14:17.653-04:00Big job interview tomorrow.
So what type of sacrifice will appease the employment gods?tjhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17810687718138033610noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3596402.post-927892232003-04-17T13:35:00.000-04:002003-04-17T13:35:55.793-04:00So, I'll probably be writing more since my primary obsession, hockey, is over for me for a few months.
But I can't think of anything at the moment. ah well.tjhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17810687718138033610noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3596402.post-920330372003-04-05T04:16:00.000-05:002003-04-05T04:16:44.326-05:00ok, I need to start going to other bars, or sticking to the ones I pick.
There's a bar that the guys susually end up at on Friday nights when I'm out with 'em. It's just this cheesy place down the road that has decent prices on beer, a dartboard, a small dancefloor and a DJ on the weekend.
Tonight, because of the shitty weather, it was us, and about maybe 10 other people there until about tjhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17810687718138033610noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3596402.post-915688392003-03-28T16:45:00.000-05:002003-03-28T16:45:18.763-05:00Going to a very good friend's "surprise" party tonight. Should be fun, I don't really want to drink becasue I feel like I'm coming down with something, but I have a feeling I'm not going to have much say in the matter.
Dave has known about it longer than I have, since he came home from work and asked what the roughly 2.5 inch stack of invitation sized envelopes were and his wife said "bills". Hetjhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17810687718138033610noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3596402.post-914987542003-03-27T15:04:00.000-05:002003-03-27T15:04:21.123-05:00TJ is a Rock-Eating Rage Monkey with a Battle Rating of 9.0.Unleash your own Food-Eating Battle Monkey.
via Mefitjhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17810687718138033610noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3596402.post-914962842003-03-27T14:15:00.000-05:002003-03-27T14:15:27.890-05:00So, whattaya think of the almost new look?tjhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17810687718138033610noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3596402.post-914711112003-03-27T05:04:00.000-05:002003-03-27T05:04:32.843-05:00angry. I'm angry, not at the government. I never expected anything good coming out of the current adminstration, but never thought it would go this far.
I'm angry at people who think that the war is a mini series, and give it as much thought as Survivor or some other psuedo-reality show.
I'm angry at people who are anti-war, but no pro-anything. At least suggest a fucking diplomatic alternative,tjhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17810687718138033610noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3596402.post-910460492003-03-20T02:40:00.000-05:002003-03-20T02:40:28.826-05:00I never thought I would yell "Boot YOU WHORE, Motherfucking BOOT!" at an inanimate object before tonight. tjhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17810687718138033610noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3596402.post-910166412003-03-19T17:05:00.000-05:002003-03-19T17:05:52.966-05:00ugh. Jim and my father both bought new computers yesterday. I've been moving files and setuping up pcs for waaay too long.tjhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17810687718138033610noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3596402.post-908746872003-03-17T15:44:00.000-05:002003-03-17T15:44:44.170-05:00template changes no worky. tj am sad.tjhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17810687718138033610noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3596402.post-906997852003-03-14T04:02:00.000-05:002003-03-14T04:02:15.170-05:00oh shit, I AM the druncle on 9622.nettjhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17810687718138033610noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3596402.post-906996052003-03-14T03:56:00.000-05:002003-03-14T03:58:44.000-05:00OK, I Know I said I'd never drink and blog again... but I just had the oddest sensation and I need to share it with the world.
Tonight at the bar the cigarette fairly was there, also known as tha free Camel cigarette guy, because I smoke Marlboros normally, I apparently get extra... I got a tin of the Camel Twists... which have an odd Orange (yes, ORANGE) scent about them. I just had a glass oftjhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17810687718138033610noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3596402.post-906388012003-03-13T02:59:00.000-05:002003-03-13T02:59:53.746-05:00HideyHo fans!
So, what's this Iraq thing people keep yammering on about? sounds important. Actually, my cousin was just shipped out to the gulf a couple weeks ago, but when he stopped by he said one of the funniest things I've ever heard out of him: "You know, having the government as your boss really sucks." heh, it was much funnier after I thought about it for awhile.
Oh. And I'm going to trytjhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17810687718138033610noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3596402.post-902921922003-03-07T04:15:00.000-05:002003-03-07T04:15:31.403-05:00OK, after reading the comments section of that last post... a little explanation is in order.
I am normally an extremely private person, a little odd for someone who keeps an online journal, true. That last entry was originally a little... too personal, and about someone who would probably never find this site but would still be freaked out by seeing what I had written (since it was written tjhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17810687718138033610noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3596402.post-898891192003-02-28T02:28:00.000-05:002003-03-04T00:44:09.000-05:00thpppttjhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17810687718138033610noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3596402.post-895777152003-02-22T21:39:00.000-05:002003-02-22T21:39:46.883-05:00I picked up a couple of PS2 games the otherday at the local dorkstore(Gamestop). As weaselboy is ringing them up, he asks if I want to buy the strategy guides for them at 10 percent off or something. When I politely decline, they look at me like I'm an idiot and ask: Are you sure??
Now the games are already 50 bucks a pop. I informed the jackass that the guides are for suckers, that I would liketjhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17810687718138033610noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3596402.post-895225072003-02-21T18:04:00.000-05:002003-02-21T18:04:16.180-05:00Goin Draynkin tonight. I've been told there is free booze.
No TJ driving. I'm not gonna feel well tomorrow.tjhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17810687718138033610noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3596402.post-892928332003-02-18T02:41:00.000-05:002003-02-18T02:41:39.063-05:00OH WHAT THE FUCK?
I just spent 20 minutes writing a fucking entry and blogger eats it?????????
fuck this noise. tay-hota is moving once his tax check comes.tjhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17810687718138033610noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3596402.post-890746052003-02-14T00:10:00.000-05:002003-02-14T00:10:04.580-05:00as promised, here's Sarah:
tjhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17810687718138033610noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3596402.post-885264042003-02-04T06:46:00.000-05:002003-02-04T06:51:08.000-05:002 things:
1: I have a new niece! Sarah was born well, I guess it would be yesterday now (about 16 hours ago).
2: I'm going to make myself stay awake for the next 12 hours and then crash for 12 hours straight hopefully. This is all in the TJ needs to stop waking up at 2pm plan. I figure if I jolt my body enough, I can show it who's the boss.
although, my late/early hours have been oddly tjhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17810687718138033610noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3596402.post-884875912003-02-03T14:59:00.000-05:002003-02-14T00:11:15.000-05:00Looking for work.tjhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17810687718138033610noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3596402.post-879483342003-01-24T04:16:00.000-05:002003-01-24T04:16:04.036-05:00Hi there.
you know... I had a coherent thought when i brought up the edit screen.
It's gone now.tjhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17810687718138033610noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3596402.post-875825052003-01-17T04:39:00.000-05:002003-01-17T04:39:18.190-05:00not that I've been a prolific writer or anything, but i would like to apologize for the lack of entertainment to be found here in the land of minty goodness. Been a bit depressed lately. That and waking up at the crack of dusk isn't helping.
tjhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17810687718138033610noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3596402.post-869796892003-01-05T19:04:00.000-05:002003-01-05T19:04:37.986-05:00YAAAAYY SEWAGE!
Here' a bisgusting little story (to quote Jack, my hella cool nephew).
So TJ wakes up today and he is no longer feeling sick. Feeling that I have finally beat the intestinal flu that's been going 'round these parts. I figure I'll have a smoke on the front porch before I go do some grocery shopping.
This is where it's nasty.
I go out to the front porch and well, the cap to the tjhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17810687718138033610noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3596402.post-868385532003-01-02T14:03:00.000-05:002003-01-02T14:03:29.863-05:00TJ is ill. I spent the entire da yesterday not knowing wether I was really hungover or running a fever. maybe a little of both.
I did watch the Iron Chef marathon in between passing out on the couch though.tjhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17810687718138033610noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3596402.post-862726972002-12-19T10:29:00.000-05:002002-12-19T10:29:53.310-05:00 Fuck ICLS.nettjhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17810687718138033610noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3596402.post-861720982002-12-17T11:41:00.000-05:002002-12-17T11:41:28.360-05:00Ok, I mentioned before that I got sucky news about Jim's surgery. It seems that they fucked it up and have to do it again. apparently there are 4 parathyroids, and they only removed one.. turns out they removed eith the wrong one or not enough,
so lucky Jim gets to do it all over again in March, just in time for his birthday.
oh yeah, and I had sewage on my lawn on Saturday.tjhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17810687718138033610noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3596402.post-861707842002-12-17T11:10:00.000-05:002002-12-17T11:10:49.946-05:00Well, I just had my exit interview (Even though my last day is Friday). I'm getting laid off due to budgetary reasons and may be back as soon as January (if I don't find something else sooner).
Apparently I have "terrific leadership skills" and "a great work ethic"
The funniest part about this is that when I was shitcanned from the previous employer : lack of professioanlism and tardiness were tjhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17810687718138033610noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3596402.post-858476132002-12-11T12:53:00.000-05:002002-12-11T12:53:52.760-05:00THings and the proper way they should be spelled (spelt)
sammitch
donuts
ok, I can't think of anymore, and my boss is looking this way now. bye!tjhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17810687718138033610noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3596402.post-856028372002-12-06T13:36:00.000-05:002002-12-06T13:36:58.243-05:00So yeah, hey there.
It's Friday and I'm stuck working until 6. There's all these Secret Santa shenanigans going on around me at work today.
I do not participate in such things for the simple reason that I hate shopping enough when it's for family. I'm sure as hell not gonna go out of my way for people that I very well may never see again after 3 weeks.
Also, I can never fill out those stupid tjhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17810687718138033610noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3596402.post-854398622002-12-03T14:40:00.000-05:002002-12-03T14:40:20.460-05:00Nothing quite makes a boring work day go by quicker than a little cold medicine.
except a lot of cold medicine. whoo boy this place is wierd.tjhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17810687718138033610noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3596402.post-853826882002-12-02T11:41:00.000-05:002002-12-02T11:41:13.906-05:00I feel like hell warmed over.
which is better than I've felt the previous two days.
I'm going back to bed nowtjhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17810687718138033610noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3596402.post-852631162002-11-29T13:51:00.000-05:002002-11-29T13:51:35.676-05:00upon visiting the other mokey's sites, I've come to a conclusion that I rather like. I'm either:
1. the anonymous invisible overlord of 9622 who is feared
2. the drunk uncle of 9622 that isn't talked about and everyone is ashamed of.
I like them both.tjhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17810687718138033610noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3596402.post-852570282002-11-29T10:56:00.000-05:002002-11-29T10:56:29.826-05:00OK kids, those of you who read this may or may not know. I gave my brother Jim a kidney about a year and a half ago.
He is in the hospital having (what I've been led to believe is semi-routine) surgery right now. He's having is parathyroid removed. Now I'm not sure what that does, and I've been told that he'll be back in slack tomorrow or Sunday... but I feel like a prick for being at work today,tjhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17810687718138033610noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3596402.post-849343972002-11-22T13:30:00.000-05:002002-11-22T13:30:19.660-05:00Build your own Mexican masked wrestler.
sweet.tjhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17810687718138033610noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3596402.post-848811012002-11-21T13:40:00.000-05:002002-11-21T13:40:52.730-05:00In the past month the house of slack has acquired waay too many videogames.
Here's the list:
First off: a second PS2 (because I couldn't find anyplace that had a gamecube AND SuperMonkeyBall)
Dark Cloud - about halfway done with it
Wild Arms 3
Lord of the Rings- Fellowship of the Ring (haven't cracked the plastic)
Tiger Woods 2003- Marty is addicted to this, I'm glad I got the second PS2
tjhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17810687718138033610noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3596402.post-848443792002-11-20T20:21:00.000-05:002002-11-20T20:21:54.000-05:00Ran across this while checking up on a friend that I haven't talked to in awhile.
Damn, I must be a jackass
ah well. If you can't say anything nice...tjhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17810687718138033610noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3596402.post-847146122002-11-18T12:32:00.000-05:002002-11-18T12:32:51.256-05:00Grand Theft Auto Vice City baby.
I apologize to all my friends both in real life and online. I will be missing for awhile.tjhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17810687718138033610noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3596402.post-845877662002-11-15T13:57:00.000-05:002002-11-15T13:57:45.223-05:00So Marty and I watched attack of the clones Tuesday night. I believe that we give it a rating of nipplrific and cameltoetastic. Marty spent about 20 minutes using the zoom on the DVD player on one particular scene. I'll grab a screenshot of it later and post it for all to see, because I'm a giver. The only other movie that has been given this treatment was SpiderMan. and that was ALOT longer.tjhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17810687718138033610noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3596402.post-844818372002-11-13T13:12:00.000-05:002002-11-13T13:13:05.000-05:00Jimbo of the Four Kidneys*, MarsCrash, and I are painting the house this week in preparation for the new funiture and carpet that kidneyboy ordered for the House of Slack last week. That, combined with our deciding that we're really sick of our house looking like a... well... um... pit of filth and muck. Has made this little tay-hota a very busy boy. This had a point at first, really.
*Jim has tjhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17810687718138033610noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3596402.post-841368222002-11-06T17:02:00.000-05:002002-11-06T17:02:03.326-05:00mmmm spam.
here's one of the spams I've been getting from people harvesting 9622 for email addresses
From: "Prince ego Obaseki"
To: ***deleted***
Sent: Monday, February 25, 1980 11:20 PM
Subject: NEXT OF KIN NEEDED URGENTLY!
ATTN:
FROM: Prince Ego Obaseki
National Bank of Nigeria Plc.
Allen branch, lagos,
Nigeria.
First I must solicit your confidence in this
transaction, this is by virtue oftjhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17810687718138033610noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3596402.post-838298922002-10-31T11:28:00.000-05:002002-10-31T11:28:57.473-05:00Hi kids.
I've entered video game crack land.
I'll be doing nothing else until I finish the 3 games I've just picked up.tjhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17810687718138033610noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3596402.post-827965182002-10-10T12:11:00.000-04:002002-10-10T12:11:27.036-04:00Blockjacking in effecttjhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17810687718138033610noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3596402.post-827903642002-10-10T09:45:00.000-04:002002-10-10T09:45:44.743-04:00okey dokey.
comments back up. Like anyone reads this.tjhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17810687718138033610noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3596402.post-827544522002-10-09T16:00:00.000-04:002002-10-09T16:00:15.270-04:00ok, I'm at work and all I can think is:
"WHAT IN THE FUCK IS THAT SMELL?"
Seriously, it's the stench of death.
I've checked every one of the trash bins around me, even the empty desks.
(it's not from the 4 hour old potato chips in my trash bin, and that's the only thing around here.)
I hate this goddamn mystery funk!
at least we're moving this weekend to a new office.tjhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17810687718138033610noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3596402.post-825582802002-10-05T11:09:00.000-04:002002-10-10T09:44:06.000-04:00I'm at work. On a saturday.
very few people need help this morning it seems.
this is fine with me, but I'm missing my cartoons.
cartoons. yep. the crappy Saturday morning ones.
I'm a big fan of this Yu-Gi-Oh show for some reason that I can't quite explain.
It has a lot to do with the fact that the show I caught last time was a "Duel of Souls".
that's right kids, they're playing cards for SOULS. Itjhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17810687718138033610noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3596402.post-820943482002-09-25T10:08:00.000-04:002002-09-25T10:08:47.466-04:00maybe this life of:
wakeup.work.eat.sloth.sleep.
wakeup.work.eat.sloth.sleep.
wakeup.work.eat.sloth.sleep.
wakeup.work.eat.sloth.sleep.
wakeup.work.eat.sloth.sleep.
wakeup.sloth.eat.partylikeadrunkensailormonkey.sleep.
wakeup.curseinpain.sloth.drinkfluidsandtakeaspirin.sleep.repeat
ain't that bad after alltjhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17810687718138033610noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3596402.post-820941452002-09-25T10:03:00.000-04:002002-09-25T10:03:45.850-04:00ah crap. I just remembered that I have to go meet with some guy at a yacht club tonight because he wants a site done. oh well, I could use the dough-- ya know-- for hookers and booze.tjhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17810687718138033610noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3596402.post-820221992002-09-23T21:38:00.000-04:002002-09-23T21:38:31.113-04:00On another note. I gots my kickass WiFi setup hummin along now. Which may mean more updates here, what with not having to wait for the house of slack communal PC (read: the good one in the living room) always taken by Bro-hams one and two.tjhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17810687718138033610noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3596402.post-820220772002-09-23T21:36:00.000-04:002002-09-23T21:36:18.330-04:00whooooooo ee!
As most of the people who would come are from the monkeyzone, you already know this,. Saturday was my birthday.
It was fun, I think.
I apologize to everyone who didn't find it amusing.tjhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17810687718138033610noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3596402.post-817984732002-09-18T21:05:00.000-04:002002-09-18T21:05:51.900-04:00heh, I had forgotten about this
tjhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17810687718138033610noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3596402.post-809198872002-08-30T11:26:00.000-04:002002-08-30T11:26:16.376-04:00Coworker: So, TJ... what are your plans for the weekend?
TJ: Well, first I'm gonna get absolutely stinko on Jackl Daniels then maybe terrorize some livestock, ya know take it easy... Actually, ony half of that is true, I'll let you decide which part.
Coworker: ... oooh kay
Remember - it's fun when your coworkers aren't quite sure what to think of youtjhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17810687718138033610noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3596402.post-806803992002-08-25T02:04:00.000-04:002002-08-25T02:04:05.400-04:00dammit dammit dammit dammit.
enetation was making the page load so damn slow I was thinkg of getting rid of it.
Now after seeing that the server is down, I'm agonna haffa kill it.
As soon as I get some stuff straight t-j will be on it's own server running MT, I promise.tjhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17810687718138033610noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3596402.post-803344162002-08-16T17:19:00.000-04:002002-08-16T17:19:36.706-04:00umm
did anyone get my CDs yet?tjhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17810687718138033610noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3596402.post-800329892002-08-09T13:03:00.000-04:002002-08-09T13:10:01.000-04:00Heh, looks like kaf is trying to learn to play the guitar. You don't want to play guitar. You should play bass, like a real man... I only need FOUR strings baby, and I do it with my hands.. no girly little 'picks' here, thank you very much.
one other thing: Chicks dig the low notestjhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17810687718138033610noreply@blogger.com0